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Update: The real Russian kid is LOSING HIS MIND that this other kid is faking it. I’m pretty sure he’s swearing at him in Russian, but I can’t be certain. 

I teach a kid who is pretending to be Russian, and he is getting caught in his lie by a kid who is actually Russian. This is the best.

Austen

literarystarbucks:

Austen goes up to the counter and orders a cinnamon spice latte. The barista is a bore. The man behind her in line orders exactly what she orders; he too is a bore. He is handsome in the conventional sense, but there is no chance they could ever be married.

Hey Teachers….

…how do we feel about giving out a test as a review exercise, and then giving out that same test as a test?

I have a decidedly non-academic class, where assignment completion is  very low, and I’m thinking that giving kids the opportunity to see the test beforehand (without knowing that they’re seeing the test) and allowing them to use their notes and textbooks for completing the review will give them a better chance to succeed on the real test.

Thoughts?

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

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I ordered Hawaiian. And got BBQ Chicken. Which is ok. But there are red peppers on it, and also onions. 

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I ordered Hawaiian. And got BBQ Chicken. Which is ok. But there are red peppers on it, and also onions.

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"Until you get comfortable with being alone, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness."

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I ordered pizza for dinner but they brought me the wrong thing and I hate everything.

Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

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ifonlytherewassomeoneouttherewho:

best-days-of-my-flerm:

kristoffbjorgman:

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…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

holy fucking shit

did you just gif the whole fucking movies

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