News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
A 2008 poll conducted for the British cable channel UKTV Gold found that...– All Facts Considered; Kee Malesky (via eileenssummerreadinglist)
Ugh. Today feels like the day Brett retired from Green Bay. Except this time I know Lids isn’t coming back…
postgradpanic: The bombs fade away with your red sash, yet I know Big Brother remains
DC Comics reveals all Marvel characters are gay →
caspock: fuileachd: get-lokid: “The Avengers secretly run a leather bar called Crooze where the Hulk works as a gogo dancer and Spiderman serves drinks topless. Also Captain America wears a thong under his costume. Thor meanwhile likes burly, hairy lumberjack-type men with very thick necks. And enjoys being naked with them and kissing them all over their bodies.” ...
Marina Keegan: The Opposite of Loneliness →
Marina Keegan, a 2012 graduate of Yale University wrote this article as her last staff assignment on the Yale Daily News. She was killed in a car accident on May 26, a week after her graduation.
shanabans: lidstrom announces contract extension The rush of excitement I felt when I saw this was too much. STOP PLAYING WITH MY FEELINGS, SHANABANS.
I will cry when he announces his retirement. He’s been my favourite NHLer for years, and I can’t imagine a Red Wings roster without him.
Gay Marriage: I'm only legal in 6 states.
Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
America: I'm an idiot.
Buzz Bissinger & "Coach Taylor" Banter in Austin →
coachandmrscoach: “Where the hell have you been!?,” Bissinger mock-snapped. “I thought this was for Friday Night Lights,” Chandler retorted, pretending to scrutinize the copy of Father’s Day in Bissinger’s hand. “What is this new book?” Chandler then retreated to the back of the room, though Bissinger subsequently engaged him after using the world “sublimest.” “Is that a word?” he...