Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
raisethewhiteflag: apriki: And Hitler was like: And Goebbels was like: And Rommel was like: And Stalin was like: And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want” And FDR was like: And Mussolini was like: Even fucking Hirohito was like: Yep.
I show Schindler’s List to my grade 11 students. Despite it’s length and the weight of the subject, they are always so quiet and respectful.
His heart beat faster and faster as Daisy’s white face came up to his own. He...– The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald (via winelibrarian) Always been one of my favorite books… (via jpryan06)
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misstrinalister: Improvaganza, right here in Edmonton, needs your help! It really is!!!
Watch the leaders debate last night? No? Here’s what you missed: “You’re a stupid head!” “No you’re a stupid head!” “Well you’re a poopy face!” “No, you’re a poopy face!” and also: “Mr Harper, you’re a crook” “Economy” “Mr Harper, you’re a liar” “Economy”...
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jpryan06: Book One - The Fellowship of the Ring Gandalf Bilbo Baggins, your Ring is evil. In a couple decades, we’ll try to destroy it. In the meantime, leave it for Frodo to play with. Bilbo Baggins It’s not evil. It’s mine. My precious. Mine! MINE, I TELL YOU!! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (Frodo takes…
Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big...– Holden Caulfield
Overheard at improv: I don’t focus around, I just bullseye.
The Edmonton Oilers entered a Saturday evening game in Vancouver one loss away...– Oilers pumped after beating Canucks - The Globe and Mail (via mastermaq) Because they never do what’s expected….
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Mandi Schwartz passed away today. My thoughts are with her family, fiancé, teammates and friends. There are no words to express how sad it is that she lost her fight.