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Right Here, Right Now →
Russell Howard. Right Here, Right Now in full.
The water’s all whale sperm. That’s why the ocean’s salty.– American reality-TV star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on her hatred of the beach and other celebrity science in 2011 (via guardian) Stay in school, kids.
Well, I lied. I read the entire Hunger Games trilogy in one night. I haven’t picked up Chamber of Secrets again. And I won’t until I read the new Stephen King (11/22/63). I read the first couple chapters, and couldn’t put it down. I will read it tonight and tomorrow. And then I’ll get back to my regularly scheduled Harry Potter reading.
Just for you Kate.
It's almost a year since I did this. That was...
Unlikely Lines to Hear in a Hollywood Blockbuster
Russell Howard: Nemo, where the fuck have you been?
Hugh Dennis: Darth Vader, we are the child support agency.
Russell Howard: E.T. GOT BONE
Russell Howard: Mhm.. Cracking heroin Gromit!
Hugh Dennis: So this mission is impossible. Let's not bother.
Russell Howard: Oi, Hermione! Cockos engorgio!