Guys, Robert Downey Jr. posted this on Facebook and we literally can’t even.
i pledge allegiance
to the butt
of captain america
DELEGATION.Me to 5yo: “Please grab your towel.”5yo to 3yo: “Get my towel, please!”3yo to Me: “Daddy, can you carry this towel?”Me: “Ok.”
why am i laughing so hard right now oh god
I’m not ignoring you. I’m ignoring everything else. I’ll get back to you later today.
Clay of the day
Look at my nails omfg
How did you take that photo?!?
fucking love jim carrey